Worst of the E-mails

So you join a dating site and you write your brilliant profile and lo and behold, the e-mails begin to pour in! Awesome, right? Well...

Message: i am new here and looking to meet some good people. i just want to meet a good friend that i can hold at night and talk to till my voice is gone. is that you?

According to the reader who submitted this, it was not.

Another train wreck of a contact attempt:

Subject: you seem cool
Message: and HOT

Wow. Brevity may be the source of wit, but this level of lame is rarely the source of dates.

Thanks to SD for sharing.