Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Woman Seeks Caps Lock Key Presser

I love these:

I WANT SOMEONE THAT IS MATURE FOR HIS AGE, SOMEONE THAT DOES NOT HAVE TO GO OUT AND PARTY ALL OF THE TIME.
I'm sensing that we're instantly getting into some of this woman's reasons for divorcing. Also some grammar issues.
IT IS NICE TO GO OUT AND HAVE FUN, BUT SHOULD NOT BE A NECESSITY.
Yes, fun has unfortunately been optional in most of my relationships as well, hence my penchant for other people's misery.
I AM NEW TO THE DATING WORLD,
I never would have guessed.
SO I GUESS THAT THERE REALLY ARE NO EXPECATIONS FROM ME. I WANT A GUY THAT CAN BE AS HAPPY GOING OUT AS HE CAN BE ABOUT STAYING HOME AND WATCHING TV.
Because TV=... oh, never mind.
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND ME.
Just look for the keyboard with the stuck caps lock key.
I AM ALSO ON THE WEBSITE.
Yes, we've figured that out.
I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU SOON!
Wow. Just wow. There's more though, and apparently her caps lock key isn't really stuck.
i am a 28year old mother of 3...I work and usually go home to them..
Points for good parenting.
I like to go out to the movies & dinner and love going to the beach..i also tend to like staying at home & watching a good movie & cuddle.
WITH THE KIDS?!? Oh....

We can only hope that she finds her true love, and they settle in to an inspiring life of flickering images from across the room and rearing her brood of cuddly urchins.

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