Woman Seeks Cartographer to Fix Her Car

I love looking through the women seeking women ads, especially for the bi-curious ladies who haven't a clue what they want. Case in point:

I am a 30 year old professional who has never been with a woman and would love to fulfill some fantasies. Not interested in gay women.

Talk about the blind leading the blind. This is like asking the yard guy to rewire the house or seeing if your butcher will perform a surgery on you. If you really want to know what it's like to be with a woman, why not go with the experts?